Summoned into the world… and already over it.

This gothic baby vest features an adorable demon goat surrounded by occult symbols and flames, paired with the slogan “Barely Summoned, Already Tired.” It’s the perfect mix of cute and dark humour for little mischief-makers.

Designed for alternative families who prefer spooky style over pastel unicorns, this funny goth baby grow makes a brilliant gift for goth parents, Halloween babies, or anyone raising the next tiny overlord.

Each vest is printed in-house at The Gloomy Goth Shop and made from soft comfortable cotton, perfect for everyday wear while your tiny demon plots their next nap.

Whether you’re looking for a goth baby vest, spooky newborn gift, or alternative baby outfit, this design adds a little dark humour to your baby’s wardrobe.

Product Details

Black baby vest
Soft comfortable cotton
Cute demon goat gothic design
Printed design with occult symbols
Press-stud fastening for easy changing
Unisex alternative baby clothing

Sizes available:
0–3 months
3–6 months
6–12 months
12–18 months

Designed and printed in-house at The Gloomy Goth Shop.

This vest is part of our Goth Baby Clothing collection, featuring spooky baby vests and alternative baby outfits for little creatures of the night.

or why not check out our full Dark Humour Collection